I can't remember what my first script was.

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.

The days of the digitals are numbered. The metaphor is built into them like a self-destruct mechanism.

Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my hand with having an ashtray just out of eye line.

To say that it is without pace, point, focus, interest, drama, wit or originality is to say simply that it does not happen to be my cup of tea.