Pirates could happen to anyone.
When we have found all the mysteries and lost all the meaning, we will be alone, on an empty shore.
Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about.