Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.