I really should come with a warning label.
Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.
Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.
Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?