I just love things that serve a duel purpose.
You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.
Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.
Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?
Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.