An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.