My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

Now it's closing time/the music's fading out.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

You choke my days, I'll choke yours.

I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong - I have audio illusions.