Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
Tom WaitsI always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I'm a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
Tom Waitsbringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.
Tom Waits