Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
I was a fireman. I lived in the fire station for about a year. The pay wasn't so good. It was kind of like being in the army, or what I imagine that would be like.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.