All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes

There's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine.

The moon was sharp enough to draw blood from a stone

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way

It's very hard to stop doing things you're used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.

I walked 500 miles just to see a halo, when I opened my eyes I was blind as can be.