bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you.

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

I walked 500 miles just to see a halo, when I opened my eyes I was blind as can be.

I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I'm a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.

I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.

the earth is not my home, I'm just passing by