My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.

...and I'm standing on the corner of Fifth and Vermouth.

There's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine.

Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong… I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.