I don't know what the 'big time' is.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

You know when you throw a party, you think people will show up and no one will like each other. It's like that with music - parts of your musical psyche have never met other parts. You wonder if you should get them together.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. 'occasionally' , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.

Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes