On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand...
Sometimes words are just music themselves. Like 'Chicago' is a very musical sounding name.
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch