I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.

Chevrolet was puzzled when they discovered that their sales for the Chevy Nova were off the charts everywhere but in Latin America. They finally realized that "Nova" in Spanish translates to "no go." Not the best name for a car... anywhere "no va."

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

My friends think I'm ugly, I gotta masculine face.

You hope people are going to be listening to you after you're gone. And they like you better after you're gone.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

The beginning of it starts at the end