When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.

Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.

You got a bag of pot, there's someone who wants to buy it from you. So in a weird way, marijuana has [become] and is becoming the new currency of the world.

You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I'm a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my life.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.