If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

Something good always happens at 4:20 for me.

Marijuana at the time we were making movies [with Cheech Marine] was not that readily available and I do prefer to be coherent when I am working.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

I only smoke maybe a nug a day.