When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.
If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.
Grownups have to say 'please,' too.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.