I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.
Sports has kept me on the straight and narrow path.
A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.
If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.
I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.