The best possible thing in baseball is winning The World Series. The second best thing is losing The World Series.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

I'm sick and tired of people saying that taking drugs is a sickness. When you put something of your own free will in your own body knowing that it's harmful against the body, it's against the law and all it will do is lead you down the path of destruction, that is a weakness.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

Nothing succeeds like - failure.

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.