I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger. I did it because I was an American, and I wanted to bring that gold medal where it belongs in baseball, the United States. And that's exactly what our team did.

Nothing succeeds like - failure.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

I was fortunate enough to coach the US Olympic team in Australia. The parks were full at all times. How can they take away a sport like that?

When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.