Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

I was fortunate enough to coach the US Olympic team in Australia. The parks were full at all times. How can they take away a sport like that?

One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid crying. I found out they just lost a game, and he was the losing pitcher. I went over there, put my arm around him, and said, 'What are you crying for? When major league players lose, they don't cry.'

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

I've always called L.A. 'the world capital of sport.'

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too.