Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the army. I don't remember the number of my locker in school. But I remember that Boy Scout code.
Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
Everywhere I go, I feel strange.
I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?