When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues.
Tommy LasordaAll last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.
Tommy LasordaIt's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.
Tommy LasordaA second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.
Tommy Lasorda