The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.

I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.