No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
Sports has kept me on the straight and narrow path.
Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.
Grownups have to say 'please,' too.
I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.