No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.

When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.

Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.