When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres' and they look around for a priest.

I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.

Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's because you've started to think of failure.

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.