When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

I am so happy and proud to learn of Hideo Nomo's election to the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame. He was quite a pitcher and competitor, but he is also a very special and caring person.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

People say you can't go out and eat with your players. I say why not.

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.