Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.
If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.
Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too.
There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.