I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it's gonna be great.

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

Grownups have to say 'please,' too.

I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then to the big leagues. I never reached the level that I thought I would reach as a player. But that's the way it goes. So then I started from the bottom as a manager, and I worked my way up to managing the Dodgers for 20 years.

Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.