My goal is to live to be 100.

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.

My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.