Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.

Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?

Nothing succeeds like - failure.