Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.

Nothing succeeds like - failure.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it's gonna be great.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.