Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.
I've got a portrait in the Smithsonian. Who ever thought that would happen?
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
Sports has kept me on the straight and narrow path.