I enlisted when I was a boy. The Navy looked after me like my mother. It fed me, took care of me and gave me wonderful opportunities.
Tony CurtisSomeone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking me such a stupid question?"
Tony CurtisWhen I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was.
Tony Curtis