Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.
You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.
In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist.
The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.
From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.
Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.