When you are a journalist in the music business, as I was, you end up dying or going to the gym - I chose the gym.

Home is oneness, home is my original nature. It is right here, simply in what is. There is nowhere else I have to go, and nothing else I have to become.

Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy.

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.

If someone does something illegal on Twitter - like incite hatred, or make racist remarks, or threaten to rip someone's intestines out if they insult Justin Bieber - then there has to be some way of censuring them.

The tattooed nation will live to regret this voluntary disfigurement.

I hate Nassau and the Bahamas. It's one of those places I'd always wanted to visit since reading Ian Fleming but it was full of casinos with Americans in shorts.