In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

My grandmother really liked virgins. There's nothing wrong with virgins, there's a time and a place for that. I had other things on my mind... like Robert Plant.

You don't leave people who can't defend themselves.

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

I wanted to do something creatively, having been a beached whale for many months and nursing my daughter.

Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves too much, but you have to crawl into your wounds to discover where your fears are. Once the bleeding starts, the cleansing can begin.