Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained.

If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

When soulmates come and go, you're never alone, even when you're standing just you and your shoes, because you carry them with you.

On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream.

In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango

Your apocalypse was fab.