My favorite saying is, 'If it's too loud, turn it up.'

Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.

The truth lies in between the 1st and the 40th drink

I think that people who can't believe in faeries aren't worth knowing. I just think that alternate realities make you a good writer. If your work is any more than one dimension, you believe in faeries.

I'm standing naked before you. Don't you want more than sex?

Being stylish is about enjoying your life and expressing yourself and your inner light.

I'm really into moderation. Too much of anything will harm you in the end. Too much sugar. Too much pasta. I'm into drugs as a teaching tool, which is why I only take hallucinogenics. I mean, it's not like I've never done cocaine, but, on the whole, if I can't see dancing elephants then I'm not interested.