In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.

Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.