Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power to the people. I don't put my faith in any one man. I keep my faith in God. That's where I keep my faith.

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.