Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

I've got to show life as I see it.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.