If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.