What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.