What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.