What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.

Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.