I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

Outside of show business, I live a normal life.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.