I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.