I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].

People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.