If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

Live every week like it's shark week.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.