If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.