If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

Fame doesn't matter. Money doesn't matter. Those things are forever fleeting. I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.