I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

Outside of show business, I live a normal life.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.