I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.