I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

I've got to show life as I see it.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.