If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.
Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.
I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.
Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.