I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.